Monday, June 04, 2007

Look at this


They say this stuff has negative calories.


No really, if you read the back of the can it says this:

Three cans per day of eniviga have been shown to increase calorie burning by
60-100 calories....



So now that I can no longer go to the gym... I am thinking I drink 6 of these and I am good to go!

9 comments:

  1. That sounds fishy. Are you sure it's not full of a fen-phen type substance?

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  2. Heh, who needs food when you can drink this stuff?

    I definitely wouldn't trust it. I wonder how many heart attacks have occurred "without apparent cause"?

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  3. how much caffiene does it have in it? i mean, if the increased calorie burn is because your heart is beating out of your chest, it sort of loses its allure.

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  4. This kind of stuff always makes me nervous. I can't help but wonder if it'll get pulled off the market in 6 mos. or a year because it caused health problems.

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  5. I bet it gives you the shits. No need to tell us about it, if it does.

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  6. o i am buying some people...
    and you are going to hear all the gory details.
    :)

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  7. I think you get the extra calorie burn if you are umm...active?

    Go for HOT TEA instead!

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