It seems like so many new blogs I encounter these days are young lesbians trying to have babies. Why-o-why do all these lesbians want children - don't they realize how expensive college is these days?
Ok ok... the rewards may outweigh expenses... for example -perhaps one day, far in the future - you're 21 year old may roll out of bed... rather late one Sunday morning, possibly a little hung over, and tell you to get in the car cuz you are taking him to a movie... right now. A 3D movie. And he wants Milk Duds.
This is something you don't question. You simply put down whatever it is that you're doing and get in the car. Where he may already be sitting...waiting... revving your engine impatiently.
And when we ...the parents... start to bicker over what really is the superior movie snack, Milk Dud's or popcorn - he'll smile and say
"Ah.. now that's just how I remember it."
And of course - we get both.
That was our Sunday.
If he weren't 6 feet tall I'd swear he was 10.
Ahhh. Kids.
Today... he is lolling on a beach in the Bahamas swilling foofy cocktails, surrounded by scantily clad co-ed, waiting for the beer-chugging contest to begin.
Ahh. Spring Break.
3 comments:
Um, we're old lesbians having a baby, and we have no intention of paying for college, there are scholarships for that. We're saving for therapy!
My baby is 24 and works, she said she wasn't university material, and she was right. She is however, good employee material. :)
I miss my 25 year old baby every single day.
He sure knows how to work his moms!
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