Tuesday, June 07, 2005

4:44

Perhaps I will research the local gun laws in my town today.
Their numbers have become somewhat unwieldy. And for the life of me I don’t understand why they scream so.
But there they all were at about quarter to five this morning, gathered outside the windows seemingly surrounding the house… screaming. This wasn’t just chatter – they were yelling. From where I lay in bed it sounded like they were yelling at us.
I can’t imagine why they would be so enraged. We have been nothing but nice to them – well, until now. Things are going to change. I have had it with the noise… and the mess. I spend a good part of the weekend cleaning up after them.
Enough is enough, measures will be taken.
Hitchcock has nothing on us.

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