Monday, June 04, 2007

Look at this


They say this stuff has negative calories.


No really, if you read the back of the can it says this:

Three cans per day of eniviga have been shown to increase calorie burning by
60-100 calories....



So now that I can no longer go to the gym... I am thinking I drink 6 of these and I am good to go!

9 comments:

Amaya said...

That sounds fishy. Are you sure it's not full of a fen-phen type substance?

Geeky Dragon Girl said...

Heh, who needs food when you can drink this stuff?

I definitely wouldn't trust it. I wonder how many heart attacks have occurred "without apparent cause"?

dykewife said...

how much caffiene does it have in it? i mean, if the increased calorie burn is because your heart is beating out of your chest, it sort of loses its allure.

the only daughter said...

oh phish!

SassyFemme said...

This kind of stuff always makes me nervous. I can't help but wonder if it'll get pulled off the market in 6 mos. or a year because it caused health problems.

Val said...

Just say no! :)

Syd said...

I bet it gives you the shits. No need to tell us about it, if it does.

weese said...

o i am buying some people...
and you are going to hear all the gory details.
:)

maxine said...

I think you get the extra calorie burn if you are umm...active?

Go for HOT TEA instead!