Tuesday, April 05, 2005

L is for…

Ludicrous… and I LOVE it.
Do you watch the L Word?
Well, after we watched this week’s episode last night I told my sexy wife to start packing.
We are moving to LA.
Evidently in LA 80 percent of the population are lesbian. Really hot lesbians. AND all of the delivery people are lesbians as well, AND they will sleep with you when they deliver stuff (or in some cases, if you are perhaps too busy to have sex they might just give you a case of Angus Steak…which is REALLY good steak, and I would be VERY happy with a case of Angus Steak).
I am still trying to figure out how a very wealthy Museum Curator can live next door to an unemployed writer...in those FABulous bungalows, but I guess that’s just how it is out there in sunny CA.

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