Wednesday, April 12, 2006

s t r e t c h

By any stretch of the imagination, stretch before you exercise, that’s a stretch, stretching a dollar...
What is with stretch fabrics? Ladies pulleeze explain this to me.
I went to buy a pair of jeans yesterday. Every single pair of women’s jeans I looked at said ‘strectch’ .
What the hell?
Pants, shirts, even pajamas…they all stretch.

This is absolutely absurd.
I bought men’s jeans yesterday.
Thanks guys.

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