"I heard she and her adorable wife got a timeshare on an island somewhere."
"yup... and there is NO internet access - BUT they have beachfront property and someone to bring them cool things to drink and fresh towels."
"yup... and they don't even have a phone. all they brought was a couple changes of clothes, oil paints and an easel for that artistic wife of hers, and several pairs of walmart reading glasses."
"yup... doncha want to go too?"