I wrote once about how surreal (and fantastic) it was that on the LWord show UPS delivery people were all women, hot - and oh, just happened to be lesbians.
And of course they would sleep with you if you were so lucky as to be home when your package was delivered.
So I had to laugh today - I was out in the front lawn tending to the fall leaves.
Here I am cruising around on my 15HP lawn tractor, in the requisite barn coat with heavy gloves -check, work boots -check... also sporting an incredibly cute hat.
I notice a UPS truck driving up the street. Its slows. Sure enough... it comes to a stop in front of our house. The driver jumps down off her seat and gives me a wave as she goes into the back of her truck... whooo weeee. Stunning.
Of course, I leap off my tractor (lucky me ...didn't fall off) to retrieve the package.
And oh my...that smile, those eyes.
Here is where the story deviates...ya know, slightly... at least in real life. I toss the package on the porch and jump back on the tractor as the UPS truck pulls away.
Isn't life grand.
5 comments:
That's because you don't kiss and tell, right? In REALITY, you took her inside and had your way with her.....then sent her on her way. Right?!?!
hmmmmmm....
niceeeeeee.
you and me both "...old...boring...married folk..." see, it happens to lesbians too!
sure are nice to look at, enjoy and drool over---especially in summer when they are wearing less...;-)
but I'm not sure what I'd do with one if I "caught" a lesbian UPS driver! probably fall off the riding mower!
Yes, indeed you are lucky! A smile, a glance... that's enough for the happily married Weese.
I agree with Trish ~ what the hell would you do if it went any further? Yikes!
my dad worked as a UPS driver for 36 years...so the fantasy is just ruined for me.
:-(
glad you had a moment to smile.
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