Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Didja hear the one about...

News comes to me slowly, and my main news source is conversation, so I don't blog about it much.

But did you hear this...
"Pope Benedict was accused of stoking homophobia today after a speech in which he declared that saving humanity from homosexuality was just as important as saving the rainforest from destruction."

source: Philippe Naughton

I think Mr. Pope-head is forgetting that the biggest driving force behind saving the rainforest is those damned tree-hugging gays.

17 comments:

Syd said...

I can't stand this pope. He's even worse than the last one.

Anonymous said...

That's right. Go dumping on the Pope, His Holiness, gateway to the Lord via The Virgin Mary as Jesus' interceptor. He is a very powerful man.

I'm so tired of you homos and your homo lifestyle. Do you know why that holiday decoration you made didn't last? Because you are a homo and God does not allow fresh greenery to last more than a day in any homo house. In fact, all perishable items expire quicker in homo households due to the 'unnatural activity' going on in such places.

"As thine lain with thine mistress who hast the same womanhood as thine thou shalt be cast out of the kingdom of God to live forever among the rotting gastrations." ~ Deuteronomy 18:12

Repent now and find a man. Men like women who keep a tidy house.

In Jesus,
Lucy Parsons
Ladies of the Catholic Redeemer

weese said...

hey Lucy...who is dumping on who here?
And really you ought to come over before you say my house is not tidy... seriously.

weese said...

o and.. elizabeth - you ain't foolin' no one.
:)

Anonymous said...

I did not say your house was not tidy. And, there are plenty of men in Alaska when you decide to repent and find one.

I would love to come over though. I'll wear my official Pope hat replica (purchased at the Vatican gift shoppe) and bring Nana Parson's favorite bean dip - hearalded for generations as the official bean dip of the apocolypse. It'll turn you straight.

Jesus loves you even though you're a homo -

Lucy

PS - Is this Elizabeth a homo too?

Meaner Dog said...

So, at first glance, I thought you had a radical, hate comment. I was kinda get'n pissed.

Hope you and your family have a wonderful Christmas.

KraftyKay said...

"Because you are a homo and God does not allow fresh greenery to last more than a day in any homo house. In fact, all perishable items expire quicker in homo households due to the 'unnatural activity' going on in such places."

So THAT'S why my produce keeps going bad. I knew there must be some reason. I am sooo glad I saw this today, I really needed a good laugh.

Happy holidays to all!

clammy said...

someone should tell the popah that he should be concentrating more on his green initiatives, rather than his h8 spreading. Is his popemobile a hybrid?

SassyFemme said...

Just as Fran finished reading Lucy's comment out loud I could just picture elizabeth writing that. Sure enough! LOL

Anonymous said...

Well, the Nun's at the Sacred Bleeding Nose of Jesus Convent School for Virginal Young Ladies won't be pleased about that pronouncement. We once spent a whole semester saving trees under the expert guidance of Sister Concepcion, and with the help of that nice young man from 'I Care, So There!.'
Silly Pope.

Trop said...

What a fucking tool. The man harbors pedophiles.

Syd said...

Interesting how the queer haters don't have the guts to sign their name to their shit.

Anonymous said...

Are you referring to me? I am not a queer hater. I love the queers. I like to quote Ms. Betty Bowers on this, "Love the sinner, hate their clothes."

Admit you're a homo sinner and repent to the Lord:
www.bettybowers.com

Christ is my co-pilot and I'm on a non-stop flight to the angel bar,

Lucy

JustRex said...

Well, if it weren't for hate, there wouldn't be a reason for the church to stay in business. Churches are like armies. If there weren't an "enemy" they would cease to exist, so they invent new ones all the time. Maybe someday the realization will come that the worst enemy of spirituality is the church itself and they will finally self destruct. Piss on the thumpers, Miz Weese. Live and love the way you want and be happy.

Me. Here. Right now. said...

PULLLEASE!

But that Lucy Parsons, she seems like a challenge I'd like to take on.

weese said...

Hahn vs. Lucy... I can't wait.

Anonymous said...

Challenge me all you want. The Holy Spirit is my tag team partner - that's a steel cage grudge match you simply can't win.

Bank with Jesus. He lends at 0% interest, with free checking AND if you join the Christmas Club you get an American Flag lapel pin! For FREE!

Lucy (tireless conquistador for the Lord)