While its true that I have a tool belt, a basement full of power tools, a ride on mower, even the short hair cut - there is one thing that keeps me from truly crossing that cliche line.
I don't own a Subaru.
My petite wife drives a Wrangler- which I think is a good substitute on the cliche scale. Plus she looks really hot in it sporting a tank shirt with the top down.
Last night on TV I saw a Subaru commercial. It seems they have built a new plant in Indiana which creates zero landfill waste.
And the site is a protected wildlife habitat.
Not to mention they have those gay commercials on Logo.
What's not to like?
Bravo to my pal Zoe who just picked one up!
Of course, I started shopping online immediately.
Hmm, they don't make a convertible...
Don't lesbians like convertibles?